Opinion Commentary Opinion Commentary I Am No Longer A Feminist After Watching Some YouTube Videos By Malala Yousafzai
Opinion Commentary Opinion Commentary The Misogyny Interwoven Into Our Patriarchal Society Harms Men, Too By Andrew Tate
Opinion Commentary Editorial Opinion Commentary Editorial It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion …
Opinion Commentary Opinion Commentary One Time I Was In England And I Was A Prince And My Mom Was Diana And She Died And My Family Is Mean And My Wife Is Brown And I’m Sorry I Wore A Nazi By Prince Harry
Opinion Commentary Opinion Commentary Ho, Ho, Ho, A Cabal Of Elite Pedophiles Is Trying To Kill Me! By Santa Claus
Opinion Commentary Editorial Opinion Commentary Editorial ‘The Onion’ Has Accidentally Locked Ourselves Out Of Our Office In Solidarity With Striking ‘New York Times’ Workers Today, reporters and editors of The New York Times began a one-day strike, as negotiations between their union and …
Opinion Commentary Opinion Commentary I’d Probably Do Fine In Prison Because I Get Along With Everybody By Jake Wilson
Opinion Commentary Opinion Commentary Is It Just Me, Or Do The Sex Dreams About Santa Start Earlier And Earlier Each Year? By Derek Ralphs
Opinion Commentary Opinion Commentary This Isn’t Goodbye, It’s See You In A Few Seconds By An Oscillating Fan
Opinion Commentary Point/Counterpoint Opinion Commentary Point/Counterpoint Point/Counterpoint: President Trump Went Too Far On Jan. 6 vs. Mike Pence Was Wrong To Say President Trump Went Too Far On Jan. 6 On Jan. 6, 2020, President Trump attempted to change the course of U.S. history forever. Rather than accept a loss, …
Opinion Commentary Point/Counterpoint Opinion Commentary Point/Counterpoint Point/Counterpoint: A Self-Driving Tesla Ran Over My Son vs. Elon Musk Is Revolutionizing The Way We Kill People Earlier this year, my family suffered an unimaginable tragedy when we lost my beautiful 5-year-old son Gavin. While …
Opinion Commentary Editorial Opinion Commentary Editorial BREAKING: ‘The Onion’ Has Purchased A 0.000000125% Stake In Twitter And Is Demanding A Seat On The Board In an unprecedented move certain to bring the entire tech industry to its knees, The Onion proudly announces this …
Opinion Commentary Editorial Opinion Commentary Editorial It’s Been 11 Minutes Since The Onion Was Banned From Twitter. So Why Isn’t The Mainstream Media Covering This? A darkness has fallen upon the Fourth Estate. It is a darkness only seen after a nation’s sole beacon of …
Opinion Commentary Opinion Commentary I Thought This Was The Kind Of Shit America Liked On Feb. 24, 2022, I—Vladimir Putin—sent troops into Ukraine to conduct a special military operation. As the …
Opinion Commentary Opinion Commentary Please Like Me It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, …