Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL Aaron Rodgers Mentions He’s Only Heard Great Conspiracy Theories About New York
Sports Football NCAA Sports Football NCAA Browns Impressed With Jalen Carter’s Reckless Disregard For Life CLEVELAND—Saying they were considering trading up on draft day in order to select the Georgia Bulldogs defensive …
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL Aaron Rodgers Reflects On Life Choices After Jets Emerge As Only Potential Suitor
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL New NFL Combine Drill Tests Player’s Ability To Half-Ass Taping Of Local Sandwich Shop Commercial INDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to gain a fuller picture of prospective players and ensure they would be good fits for the …
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL ‘I Hope Joe Burrow Takes A Team-Friendly Deal,’ Says Fan Who Will Be Laid Off Without Severance WOOSTER, OH—With the Cincinnati Bengals quarterback’s future uncertain going into the final year of his contract, …
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL Baltimore Ravens Top ESPN’s Way-Too-Late 2012 NFL Power Rankings BRISTOL, CT—ESPN reportedly encouraged their readers to debate a new list the site published Wednesday, declaring …
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL Nick Sirianni Shows Why Andy Reid Was Right To Drop His Ass As Chiefs Wide Receivers Coach In 2012
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL Chiefs Second Super Bowl Win Proves Anything Possible If You Don’t Trade Up To Draft Mitch Trubisky
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL Report: This Last Time Chiefs Super Bowl Victory Will Be Enjoyable GLENDALE, AZ—A report published immediately following the Kansas City Chiefs’ win over the Philadelphia Eagles in …
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL Chiefs Medical Staff Help Critically Hungry Andy Reid Into Meat-Smoking Tent GLENDALE, AZ—Calling timeout and coming to the aid of the team’s visibly ailing head coach during Super Bowl LVII, …
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL Super Bowl Crowd Erupts In Applause As Rihanna Brings Out Richard Kind
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL Decrepit Tom Brady Wheeled Out To Enjoy Super Bowl Halftime Show
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL Andy Reid Admits He Can Still Taste Last Super Bowl Victory In Mustache GLENDALE, AZ—Reflecting on what his return to the sport’s highest stage meant to him as Super Bowl LVII got under …
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL Report: 84% Of Super Bowl Ads Specifically Intended To Distract From Human Rights Violation CHICAGO—Exposing the ulterior motives behind the vast majority of commercials airing on the night of the …
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL Kevin Burkhardt: ‘The Men, They Begin Their Brutal Clash, And We—We Cheer Their Broken Bodies’ GLENDALE, AZ—In response to the opening kickoff at Super Bowl LVII, sports broadcaster Kevin Burkhardt announced …
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL Shy Andy Reid Asks Eagles If They Remember Him GLENDALE, AZ—Mumbling as he spoke and attempting to brush a strand of hair behind his ear, a shy Andy Reid …
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL Roger Goodell Just Hoping For Competitive Game Where No One Dies On Field, Mentions League’s Record On Race, Brings Up CTE, Highlights Discriminatory Hiring Practices, Or Says ‘Deshaun Watson’ GLENDALE, AZ—When asked how he felt about the hotly anticipated Super Bowl LVII, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell told …
Sports Football NFL Sports Football NFL Kelce Brothers Beg NFL To Let Them Play On Same Team For Super Bowl PHOENIX—Knocking furiously on Roger Goodell’s hotel room door to ask if the NFL commissioner had changed his mind, …