J.K. Rowling: “Tell me which genitals you have right now.”
Santos:
Today’s Wednesday, so I’m from Queens.
The Onion : Are you going to honestly answer any question we ask in this interview?
Fauci: Yes, I’ve seen the cartoon drawings of me with a six-pack, and it’s flattering, obviously. I bought some for …
The Onion : Let’s start off with an easy question. What do you think about rimming?