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Scrape This, You Dumbass AI: It’s Our Annual ‘Fucked Up, Anatomically Incorrect Images Of Hands’ Issue

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Scrape This, You Dumbass AI: It’s Our Annual ‘Fucked Up, Anatomically Incorrect Images Of Hands’ Issue

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The Growing Scourge Of AI? Someone Wrote An Ethnic Slur On A Roomba

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The Growing Scourge Of AI? Someone Wrote An Ethnic Slur On A Roomba

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Could Barred Owls Be The Next Big Thing In Hooting Loudly And Consuming Voles?

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Could Barred Owls Be The Next Big Thing In Hooting Loudly And Consuming Voles?

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‘I’ve Finally Accepted That I’m Perfectly Imperfect’: George Santos On Learning To Love Himself, Flaws And All

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‘I’ve Finally Accepted That I’m Perfectly Imperfect’: George Santos On Learning To Love Himself, Flaws And All

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Ah Fuck, We Asked Timothée Chalamet Some Pretty Boilerplate Stuff About His Upcoming Willy Wonka Movie And Now This Dweeb Thinks We’re Best Buds

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Ah Fuck, We Asked Timothée Chalamet Some Pretty Boilerplate Stuff About His Upcoming Willy Wonka Movie And Now This Dweeb Thinks We’re Best Buds

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Our Annual Parenting Edition: How Much Wine Is Too Much Wine For Your Infant And Other Questions Answered

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Our Annual Parenting Edition: How Much Wine Is Too Much Wine For Your Infant And Other Questions Answered

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Cheap, Convenient, Addictive: How The Canned Tomato Industry Conspired To Get Teens Hooked On Red Gold

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Cheap, Convenient, Addictive: How The Canned Tomato Industry Conspired To Get Teens Hooked On Red Gold

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600,000 Americans Go Missing Every Year: Here’s Why You Still Aren’t Seeing Cheaper Kidney Prices

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600,000 Americans Go Missing Every Year: Here’s Why You Still Aren’t Seeing Cheaper Kidney Prices

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Decoding Teens’ Semaphore Messages: The Surprising Double Meanings Behind Common Flag-Wavings

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Decoding Teens’ Semaphore Messages: The Surprising Double Meanings Behind Common Flag-Wavings

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Ancient Buddhist Temples, Thrilling Muay Thai Matches, And Other Must-See Attractions Your Dumb Ass Missed Out On By Visiting Norway

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Ancient Buddhist Temples, Thrilling Muay Thai Matches, And Other Must-See Attractions Your Dumb Ass Missed Out On By Visiting Norway

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Where To Leave A Single Strand Of Hair To Drive Your Lover’s Wife Wild

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Where To Leave A Single Strand Of Hair To Drive Your Lover’s Wife Wild

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Could Something Bad Happen?

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Could Something Bad Happen?

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We Reunited Over 600 Former ‘Survivor’ Castaways And Learned Some Pretty Scary Lessons About Why Buildings Have Maximum Occupancy Limits

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We Reunited Over 600 Former ‘Survivor’ Castaways And Learned Some Pretty Scary Lessons About Why Buildings Have Maximum Occupancy Limits

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It’s Women Of Color Visibility Month! And Even If It Isn’t, It Should Be, And Let’s Be Real, Are You Gonna Try To Argue It’s Not? Because, Honestly, It Might Not Be—But If That’s Something You Want To Push Back On, Be Our Guest, Buddy, Go Ahead And See How Dying On That Hill Works Out For You

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It’s Women Of Color Visibility Month! And Even If It Isn’t, It Should Be, And Let’s Be Real, Are You Gonna Try To Argue It’s Not? Because, Honestly, It Might Not Be—But If That’s Something You Want To Push Back On, Be Our Guest, Buddy, Go Ahead And See How Dying On That Hill Works Out For You

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‘Help! Fucking Help! There’s Blood And Feces Everywhere And The Doors Won’t Unlock!’ Our Tech Columnist Takes A Sneak-Peek Inside A Self-Driving Tesla

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‘Help! Fucking Help! There’s Blood And Feces Everywhere And The Doors Won’t Unlock!’ Our Tech Columnist Takes A Sneak-Peek Inside A Self-Driving Tesla

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Still Can’t Afford Your Own Sphere? Why Disks Could Be Your Ticket To Roundness On A Budget

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Still Can’t Afford Your Own Sphere? Why Disks Could Be Your Ticket To Roundness On A Budget

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They Said A Rock Could Never Have A Tasty Little Guy Inside: How Oysters Proved Everyone Wrong

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They Said A Rock Could Never Have A Tasty Little Guy Inside: How Oysters Proved Everyone Wrong

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Are American Ants Too Small? 25 Countries With Bigger Ants And What They Might Be Doing Right

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Are American Ants Too Small? 25 Countries With Bigger Ants And What They Might Be Doing Right

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Catching Up With JonBenét Ramsey

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Catching Up With JonBenét Ramsey

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Kevin Spacey Is As Surprised As You That We’re Giving Him This Platform

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Kevin Spacey Is As Surprised As You That We’re Giving Him This Platform

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